How do you stop a dog barking in July?

Shoot him in June.


From the old Adam West Batman, as told by Cesar Romero. Still the #1 Joker, apologies to Heath Ledger.

What do you call a zombie with a hickey?

A necromancer.

RIP GEORGE A ROMERO

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