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Rock Song Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite rock song?

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*Bonn to be Wild*

Why was the prog-rock song 20 minutes long?

It was only part I.

What is a French Mushroom’s favourite rock song?

We Are The Champignons

I’m writing a rock song about a guy out at sea, looking down at another guy’s smaller yacht.

I’m going to call it “smirk on the water”.

I'm writing a southern rock song about chicken eggs...

...it's called "Prebird"

The guy who wrote the song 'In Too Deep' missed out on the 'best writer of a rock song' award.

Most of the judges said he lost, but Sum41.

Someone said that all the songs in Moana are pop songs.

But it is quite clear that "You're Welcome" is a rock song.

A bass player is playing Jazz in the street for fun when suddenly one of his strings breaks.

The Bassist is a little saddened by this, since he can't really play Jazz with only 3 strings. He contemplates whether he should go buy a replacement string, but after some time he decides it could wait and starts playing Rock instead.

He plays Rock for another hour when suddenly another stri...

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