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Roadside Assistance Jokes

I called OnStar for roadside assistance yesterday

I told the lady I was stranded on the side of the road.

She said, "At least you have a shoulder to cry on."

Some couple was getting a little frisky behind the wheel of an Altima on a slick street, lost control and went slightly off the road, hit a tree with the front end and needed to call an ambulance and roadside assistance.

A classic case of Head, Shoulder, Nissan Tows, Ice, ERs, Mouth and Nose.

What do you call "hamburger helper" for road kill?

"Roadside Assistance"

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