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Ring Off Jokes

Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards?

— I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.

What do women and grenades have in common?

Take the ring off and the house is gone

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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So I picked up a hooker last week

I was playing with her pussy and she said "Hey! Take your ring off" and I said "That's not my ring it's my watch".

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I don't understand women...

One word out of place, just ONE word, and she's packing her bloody bags.

She asked me why I take my wedding ring off before sex. I just shrugged and said "Habit".

I rewinded my wedding tape today

it was wonderful, my wife was taking her ring off, leaving with her family...

I fingered a fat girl last night

She said it was hurting and asked if I could take my ring off.
 
I agreed, but didn’t have the heart to tell her I wasn’t wearing a ring, it was my watch.

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A guy is fingering his girlfriend...

...after a while, she starts to shift uncomfortably and says "would you mind taking your ring off, please?"
The guy responds: "what ring? That's my wristwatch!"

It's so hot outside

that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.

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