Pice Jokes - 5 Hilarious Pice Jokes

Another homeless man is on the street corner begging for money.

"Please Sir!" he addresses a well dressed man. "Do you have a buck for a pice of bread?"

"Well" answers the man, "it depends. I need to see the piece of bread first!"

A man, sitting in a hospital bed, sits up attentively when the nurse walks through the door.

“Hello,” he greets her. The nurse smiles, handing him and pice of paper, and says “Your insurance will cover your expenses.”

2 Woman go drinking...

after a lot of drinks they decide to head home but on the way realise they have to use a bathroom but as its late there is no one to be found.
So both decided to head for the local cementary...as they had nothing to wipe, the first woman decides to sacrifice her panties.
The second one had...

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There was a king with 3 dogs

This king had 3 dogs to train and wanted to know who could train them really well.
So he invited the best 3 masters in the world for that, all of them had a bag of bread and was locked up in a cell with the dogs for a month.
The first master to exit the cell with a fat dog and he was skin...

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growingin the woods. A small tree begins to grow in between them. The birch says to the beech, "Is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech." The beech says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker land on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker you are the t...

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