Pfizer Vaccine Jokes - 9 Hilarious Pfizer Vaccine Jokes

Weird Pfizer vaccine side effect

I haven't made any sounds when I go to the bathroom since I got the shot.

Doctor said that with Pfizer, the p is silent.

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Where's all the Pfizer Vaccine/Viagra jokes?

I'd have figured they'd risen by now... ??

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Just found out I qualify for the Pfizer Vaccine!

Apparently if you buy more than 20,000 Viagra a year you're a preferred customer, and get a free dose.

What's the difference between Lay's and the Pfizer vaccine?

The Pfizer vaccine has at least one chip in it.

The Pfizer vaccine can cause near-complete loss of eyesight

Don't miss your second shot.

I woke up this morning and could only see a bootscreen asking for the CD code after expiration of the free trial period.

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Have faith in the Pfizer vaccine. Don't forget they make Viagra?

If they can raise the dead, they can save the living.

I don't know why people doubt the Pfizer vaccine...

...their magic blue pills work!

...so I've heard...

Johnson and Johnson have asked the FDA to approve a booster shot for their vaccine. What's in it, you ask?

The Pfizer vaccine.

A remix of a classic

A fellow was ~~stuck on his rooftop in a flood~~ going about his regular business in the middle of a pandemic. He was praying to God ~~for help~~ to keep him safe.

Soon a man ~~in a rowboat~~ with a Pfizer vaccine came by and the fellow shouted to the man, "~~Jump in~~Roll up your sleeve, I c...

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