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If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor

...that's the bear minimum.

Have you heard the joke about Ursa Major?

It's a long one, so bear with me...

If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...

is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?

I studied Bears in college

I was an Ursa Major.

A man and his smart aleck child went camping

They set up their tent, and after a long day, they prepared to go to bed

As they lay down on their sleeping bag, the father asked his son: “What do you see?”

The son replied: “I see the big dipper that consists of the seven stars of the Ursa Major, I see the constellation of Cancer, wh...

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