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Women are like Hurricanes

They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

What’s Irish and stays outside?

Patio furniture. [Paddy O’Furniture]

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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