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Pathological Liar Jokes

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A sexual predator, a pathological liar, and a racist walk into a bar

The bartender says, “What’ll it be, Mr. President?”

My brother always lies, today he finally admitted to being a pathological liar

Yeah, like I'm falling for that

What is the most common digestive issue among pathological liars?

IBS!!

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A Therapist said to their Patient: "You're a pathological liar!"

The patient replied: "Well I have always wanted to be a politician".

I keep telling everyone I’m a pathological liar.

But they won’t believe me.

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A pathological liar once told me he was constipated

I reckon he was full of shit

What happens to pathological liars when they die?

They lie still

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A new study has shown 85% of men masturbate daily.

Coincidentally, the same study showed that 15% of men are pathological liars.

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Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation?

He was full of shit

I went to a support group the other day.

The leader asked everyone to share their greatest accomplishment. When it got to me I told them, “I plugged in a usb on the first try once.” The instructor looked at me and said, “I’m sorry, this group is for people with low self esteem. Pathological liars are across the hall.”

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