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Passion Of The Christ Jokes

no matter how much someone says they like the movie the passion of the Christ

They always say the book was better

I’ll only watch a Passion of the Christ sequel under one condition.

Jesus has to say, “you crossed the wrong guy!”

Nailed it.

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don’t match up at all

It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

Movies are always worse than the books they are based off of except...

The Passion of the Christ..

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