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Parole Officer Jokes

I want Donald Trump to be my parole officer...

...he never lets anybody finish a sentence.

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A parole officer makes a house visit...

He walks sternly and silently into the house then to the upstairs hallway. He stops, reaches up and pulls a chord which releases a smaller set of stairs. He trudges up them and at the top he stands with a scowl as he examines the unfortunate scene. He yells, "What the hell, are you ever going to get...

Why did the parole officer get fired?

He got Bill Cosby a job as a bartender

My parole officer said “You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?”

“Joy’s husband.”

Oliver has been living the dream

Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years. "How have you been?" Oliver asked.
"I've been good" Jake said, ordering from the menu. "I'm married with two great kids. Work is a bit dull but it pays the bills. How about you, how have you been...

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3 men are going on parole to be set free from a mental institute.



In this institute, you get asked one question for parole, and if your'e correct you would be set free.



The first person comes in, and he is asked: What is 2+2? He answers, Chicken! The directors deny h...

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