Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

An Italian order Pizza in India

An Italian businessman goes to India on a business trip, but he hates Indian food because its too spicy for him. So he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get Italian food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they del...

That one time i hired a hooker...

... She offered me the girlfriend experience for no extra charge, of course i accepted ...

... i did not expect however that she would roll up in to a blanket burrito, order Pizza and watch Netflix.

Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning! Quick! You must make a decision!!

Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?

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