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You know they say orange is the new black

I guess that's why Trump is president

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

I was asked to describe the last two us presidents in 5 words

Orange is the new black

I swear you can’t make this up!

My son just asked me if the tv show ‘Orange is the new Black’ is about Trump and Obama!

I was talking about the presidents of the United States today...

Then it hit me -


Orange is the new Black.

Kanye West inspires Donald Trump to become a rapper.

The name of his first album?

"*Orange Is The New Black"*

Yo mama so stupid

That when she heard orange is the new black, she decided to vote for Donald trump.

Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ...

Orange is the new Black

Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results.

Orange is the new black.

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A doctor goes up to his patient

and tells him, "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that you have cancer". The patient says, "Oh shit, what's the worse news?" The doctor says, "The worse news is that you have Alzheimer's disease".

"Oh shit! At least I don't have cancer!" (*source: Orange is the New Black...

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