Occassion Jokes - 2 Hilarious Occassion Jokes

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Man plops down at the bar and

orders 12 dry martinis.

"Big occassion?" asks the bartender.

"First blowjob" says the man.

"and if 12 martinis can't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."

An Annoying Customer

There was a guy who for a living sells coffee and there is this one particular customer who always likes to humiliate him. He did this by ordering a $2.50 coffee with 10 cent coins and in doing so he throws the coins all over the counter, leaving the poor seller to pick up all the coins.

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