An Irishman walks into a bar, and orders three pints, all at once.
He does this for several days, drinking one, and then the next one, and then the last one. After a week or two, the bartender says "You know, I can bring you your drinks one at a time, so they stay fresh and cold" "No, no" the Irishman says to the bartender "I have two brothers. One...
My friend told me this
(Person 1) “what do you call the amount of space in a car?”
(person 2) “ummm.... cargo space?”
p1: “Nono! Car no do that, car stay ground!”
p2: \*sighs\*
p1: “so what is it called?”
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[This one is better if you can act it out in person] A guy walks into a bar...
...sits down at the bar, gets a drink, and then begins poking at the palm of his hand before holding it to the side of his face and having a conversation with...apparently no one...for several minutes.
The bartender's weirded out by this, so he approaches the man as soon as his 'episode' is o...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport....
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom."Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful fligh...
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