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Nick Name Jokes

My new nick name didn't work.

My friend said if another guy tries to hit on her with a fake name, she'd blow a fuse.

To which I replied, "Hey nice to meet you, I'm A fuse."

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If buzz aldrin lost a part of his butt in a space accident his nick name woulf be...

Buzz lightrear

I lost a friend to cancer today.

He didn’t die, he just didn’t appreciate the nick name Tumour Rick.

Dad, is it true that Santa Claus and St.Nick are the same person?

Yes, son. That’s just his nick name...

Victor liked to reminisce of his high school days and asked his neighbors to call him The Victor

The Victor was also a gardener and wanted to stop buying fertilizer because it costed him too much money. He decided to start composting instead, but he lived alone so he didn’t make enough waste for his compost. Finally he decided to go door to door asking his neighbors for their spoiled food to a...

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