What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
How does a mathematician poop?
By removing natural logs.
Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?
Because its natural log is 1.
I'll show myself out now.
Ever since I failed Calculus I can’t go into the woods
There’s too many natural logs for my liking
What do environmentally friendly mathematicians use to make a fire?
Natural Logs
Just though of this sitting in class, please don't hurt me
Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?
So he'd use natural logs!
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