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Put this word in a sentence....

A class of 8 year olds in Dublin are working on their English sentence construction. Teacher asks them to put various words in sentences getting harder and harder as they go on. Dublin being Dublin, she's getting lots of smart-arsed, funny (but correct) answers. Eventually she gets to the 10 letter...

A man with a giant, round orange head walks into a bar....

He sits down at the bar and the bartender asks why the giant round orange head....

The man says 'I came across a magic lamp and rubbed it and the genie granted me three wishes.'

'With my first wish I wished for all the money I would ever need and that's why I'm ordering a round for eve...

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A CEO gathers his staff..

10 Male employees are present in the convention room. The CEO clears his throat and starts the meeting: *"Good afternoon gentlemen. As you know, I am leaving for my business meeting tomorrow and will be absent for 10 days."*

The employees are all nodding in agreement.

The CEO pauses ...

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