Morgen Jokes - 6 Hilarious Morgen Jokes

Why was "Morgen" the only spoken part of a greeting?

It was "Guten" free

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How do you greet German Bread in the morning?

Gluten Morgen

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The Germans have developed a talking bread, but it only uses informal greetings such as "tag" or "morgen".

It's guten-free bread.

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What does the German Power Ranger's alarm clock say?

ITS MORGEN TIME!!

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Healthy German

What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?

Gluten Morgen

PS: First time posting an original.

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Beware the viper

A man arrives home and checks his messages. He got one by someone with a creepy sounding voice, saying, “This is the viper. Tomorrow I am coming to your house!” The man is pretty frightened by this. Who is this Viper; a serial killer? A prank caller?

The man hopes it’s a prank call and...

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