Captain Morgan now facing sexual assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.
Have you had a little Captain in you?
What noise does Captain Morgan's chainsaw make?
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support...