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Captain Morgan Jokes

Why did Captain Morgan wear a hat that came halfway down the side of his head?

Because of his privateers!

Why does Captain Morgan always have his foot on a barrel of rum?

Because he can barrely stand.



This is a reupload of my post from earlier due to a misspell that ruined the joke.

How does the siren like her Captain Morgan?

On the rocks...

What noise does Captain Morgan's chainsaw make?

RUMMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUM

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

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Captain Morgan now facing assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.

Have you had a little Captain in you?

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support...
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