Moly Jokes - 9 Hilarious Moly Jokes

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.

What did Raichu say to Pikachu?

Raichu

Holy moly, Swear to god, Just met a girl called Mercedes Bacon. I had to come share this here.

How often do you meet your three favorite things in one....

P.S. the name is a true story, a girl that I just met.

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How can we stop anticipating things?

I do it a lot and I don't think it's healthy.

Edit: Thank you for all the support, guys!

Edit 2: Holy moly This blew up!! Thanks for the gold, kind strangers!

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A man goes into a fancy restaurant

When he gets to his table he sees that they have gold plate and says
"wow this restaurant has gold plates how fancy."
Then he sees that they also have gold silverware and says
"Wow they also have gold silverware how fancy."
After that he goes to the bathroom and sees they also have gold...

A golden retriever walks into a bar

Stop reading if you heard this one before. The dog sits at the bar, locks eyes with the bartender and wearily says "One beer, one shot, please."

The bartender says "Holy moly! A talking dog! You should be in the circus, buddy!"

The goldie says "Why? Do they need an electrician?"

A man walked into a bar..

A man walked into a local bar, ordered a beer. As he was waiting for his drink, a conversation between two strangers next to him drew his attention.

StrangerA: hey buddy, where do you live?
StrangerB: At Husenberg street near the local mall, in the appartments.
StrangerA:What a coincide...

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Four men sit in a bar...

when the fourth man goes to toilet. The men start talking about their kids.

The first one starts off:

"I was disappointed at first by my son. He used to be a car sales man and he had such a little salary. Suddenly he started to rise on his job and he went to be a medium sales man, to ...

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

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