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What did the Michelin Man wear at his wedding?

Attire

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Whatever happened to Michelin Man?

He probably retyred some time ago.

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Why wouldn't the Michelin Man's wife have sex with him?

She said she was tired.

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I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man

I woke up feeling tired from that one.

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