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Men In Black Jokes

Men in black. After years of serving MIB, agent K, 69, found himself too old to deal with an alien drug lord. He decided to seek help from his younger self. Why did he travel to sixty years ago?

K, 9.

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Two guys meet at a bar.

"So what do you do?"

"I hunt and kill aliens"

"What is this, Men in Black? Seriously, what do you do for a living?"

"Tell me, have you ever met an alien?"

"No"

"You're fucking welcome"

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