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What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?

Mazel tov cocktails

People say “Mazel Tov!”

Because they don’t know how to spell “congrajewlations!”

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Whaddya call a flaming Jewish Congratulatory Drink?

A Mazel Tov Cocktail!

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What do Palestinian bartenders serve at jewish weddings?

Mazel-tov cocktails.

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What did the Russian Jew throw at his bar mitzvah?

Mazel tov cocktails

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What do you call a Jewish makeshift incendiary bomb?

A mazel-tov cocktail.

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What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs?

Mazel-tov Cocktails

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Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them

Mazel Tov Cocktails

^(I am **so** sorry)

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out.

What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding.

Mazel toffee.

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