Martens Jokes - 4 Hilarious Martens Jokes

How is it possible for anyone to wear Doc Martens on both feet?

isn't that a pairodocs?

upvote

downvote

report

With my time machine, I traveled back to 1945 to show the inventor of Doc Martens my shiny new boots...

Do you think I created a Pair O' Docs?

upvote

downvote

report

Marten the Mallard likes shoes, but is loyal to only one brand...

Duck Martens

upvote

downvote

report

My mother always told me to avoid dating people who wear Doc Martens

They've got trusty shoes

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.