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Marmite Jokes

Does dad like jam?

No but marmite

What did the patient say that made the doctor suspect he had the English strain of COVID-19?

I miss the smell of Marmite.

What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?

Any open jar of Marmite.

Did you hear about the local farmer?

Who was feeding his pigs marmite?

They gave birth to twiglets

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today i won a raffle.

received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar.

I don't like jam

but my marmite

Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide.

An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman

all work together in construction building the World's tallest building.

Each day they sit high on a girder and eat lunch together.

After several weeks onsite, the Englishman says "I'm sick of getting these same marmite sandwiches everyday. If I get another one of these, I'm going to j...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I said to my neighbour Jamal...

I said to my neighbour Jamal, "You're like marmite, you know Jamal."

He replied, "What? You love me or hate me?"

I replied, "No, you're black and you fucking smell."

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