How do lumberjacks know how many trees they have cut down?
They keep a log!
How does a lumberjack know how many trees he cuts down in one day?
He kept a log
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting…
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want ...
A passer by asked a tree surgeon how many trees he has cut down...
Surgeon: Exactly 178,794
Passerby: Wow, how do you know that?
Surgeon: I keep a log
Far too many trees suffer from little dog syndrome
All bark and no bite
A life-long atheist dies and is surprised to find himself before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sadly shakes his head and tells him that because of his non-belief, he must be sent to Hell. The Devil greets him there and shows him where he will now spend eternity,
a lovely cozy cottage set on a beautiful hillside where the sweet smell of flowers fills the air. The Devil tells him he will want for nothing and to feel free to walk the grounds. One day, while he is out strolling through the idyllic gardens, he comes across a tall wall. Curious, he climbs one of ...
Why did the lumberjack get fired for cutting down too many trees?
He saw too much
Why are there so many trees next to the roads in France
The germans like marching in the shade
The lumberjack
Delbert lands his dream job. He gets hired on as a logger. On his first day, the boss man takes him out into the woods, gives him his chainsaw, and says "Usually, our guys can cut down about 100 trees a day. Its your first day, so I'll understand if you're a bit short. Now get to it."
And wit...
A lumberjack applied for a job.
Supervisor: "Let's test your abilities. Go over to that forest there and cut down as many trees as you can in one minute."
\*one minute later\*
Supervisor: "Wow! This is the best I've ever seen! 20 trees in one minute! Where did you work before?"
Lumberjack: "The Sahara Forest."...
Two guys are cutting down trees
Two guys are cutting down trees. The guy cuts down 3 trees and is tired. After work he meets his friend and asks him: "How many trees did you cut down?" His friend says: "Around 20." He can't believe so he asks: "How could you possibly cut down 20 trees?"
"Well, it's nothing special. Yo...
Tree fellers.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are starting their new jobs as lumberjacks. Each are given a chainsaw and are told to record how many trees they cut down each day.
At the end of the first day, the Englishman and Scotsman cut down 60 but the Irishman was way behind on 10. Their boss...
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