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Made Man Jokes

Trump says he’s a self-made man.

I think it’s decent of him to take the blame.

God made man...

Everything else is made in China.

The world's richest man is dying...

The world's richest man is dying. He has made peace with that.

But what is bothering him so much is that no one in the afterlife will even know that he has amassed such a colossal personal fortune. On Earth, everyone knows he's a self-made man who built this huge fortune from scratch, but he...

There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man...

Unless you have a time machine and an Oedipus complex.

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What did God say when he first made man?

Shit... I put the tail on backwards.

Growing up in a family involved with the mob, I never quite understood what my mom meant when she said that dad was a “made man”

Until I walked in on him banging the maid.

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