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Lower Lip Jokes

You can't pronounce 'O' while biting your lower lip.

Again, louder baby

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How to attract women:

My friend keeps complaining that he can't attract women. I told him "Why don't you try a sexy look...like lowering your eyelids and biting your lip?"

My friend takes the advice and runs off. He comes back complaining "I TRIED YOUR SUGGESTION AND THE GIRLS KEPT RUNNING AWAY SCREAMING!" ...

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My girlfriend tried to look sexy by biting her lip

She doesn't realize that she's supposed to bite her lower lip.

It usually works when flirting, Bite your lip.

P.S. Your lower lip.

Confessions Of A Heavy Thinker

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than a social thinker.

I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking bacme more and more i...

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