Long Stand Jokes - 3 Hilarious Long Stand Jokes

What happened when a dying man told his wife that he’d had a long standing affair with the maid and that he was leaving the entirety of his massive estate to his lover?

The wife nursed him back to health

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To prevent the spread of germs, people have been told to sneeze into their upper arm. Instead, people have been stockpiling toilet paper.

This upholds the long standing belief that too many people don't know their arse from their elbow.

Last night on the episode of "Criminal Minds" my wife was watching, the cops arrested a clown.

As a Dad of long standing, I'm happy to have seized the opportunity to yell "Don't try anything funny!"

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