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Just wrote this one about my esteemed profession. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:

Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f...
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Was doing renovations on a house...

... And found a wall with a glory hole in it. I was going to tear it down, but it's load bearing.
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Why did the man collapse after his condom was removed?

It was load bearing.
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Some pervert broke into my house today and jerked off on my wall.

It’s ok though. It was a load bearing wall.

I always seek approval from a qualified architect before removing my condom.

After all, it is load bearing.
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