Like Water Jokes - 7 Hilarious Like Water Jokes

If you like water

You already like 70% of me.

Hey girl, do you like water?

Then you're gonna love like 70% of me

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Sex is like water, most of the time you can get it for free...

But it’s generally a much higher quality if you pay for it.

Bruce Lee: “flow like water, you understand”

Me: “water you saying?”

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have H2O."

The second one says, "I'd also like water. Wait, why did you call it H2O? We're not at work anymore."

The first scientist goes to the bathroom and cries. His assassination attempt has failed.

A guy is sitting on the toilet and drops a 5 dollar bill in the now sludge-like water.

He looks at it and says
"Awe man, that's disgusting, I'm not going to stick my hand in that for 5 dollars!"
Then he takes out his wallet, pulls a twenty dollar bill out, and throws it in the bowl.
"But for 25 dollars I will!"

A Thirsty Man

A very thirsty man goes into a bar.

As he waits to get the bartender's attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have another waterloo."

The bartender gives the regular a tall ice cold drink and asks the newcomer what he would like. The thirsty man points to...

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