The 6+ Best Light Years Jokes

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Astronomers detected radio signals from the same source 1.5 billion light years away.

And I can't get the fucking WiFi connection in my room

It’s amazing that we got a picture of a supermassive black hole 52 million light years away from us...

Maybe, one day we can get a full picture of your mom.

[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away]

[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away]

[scientist decodes message in the signal]

"enough…with…the…Harambe…jokes"

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Sherlock Holmes Looks at the Night Sky

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, "Watson, what do you see?"

"Stars and the moon, dear Holmes," he says.

"What does it mean?" Sherlock asks.

"Well," says Watson. "It ...

A joke I will always love

In the distant future when interstellar space travel is common place, scientists are traveling through galaxies to find life on other planets. On one planter many light years away, they find a giant granite statue statue of a man in a squatting position. Upon close inspection they find this statue i...

When you wish upon a star,

wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time.

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