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What's Buddha's favorite breakfast food?

An om-lette!

A reporter walks up to Jussie Smollett

“Mr Jussie, how do you pronounce your last name? Is it SMOL-let or smol-LETT?”

Jussie: “Is that really all you wanted to ask me?”

“Yes, sir. It’s the only thing we aren’t 100% certain of, and the only answer we would believe.”

What do you call a heifer in a pond?

A moist cow-lette

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