A lady calls her butler into her room and says, "Jeeves, take off my dress"
He casually says, "Yes, Madam", and removes the dress. Then she says, "Jeeves, take off my underwear". Again, he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the undergarment. She then says, "Jeeves, take off my bra". Again, with no hesitation he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the bra. Then she says, "Now ou...
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The wife of a wealthy business man calls their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a trip for work
"Jeeves," she says at once, "take off my dress."
"Yes madam!" He replies, unbuttoning the top of her dress and watching it fall to the floor.
"Now, I want you to take off my bra."
"Oh, yes ma'am!" replies Jeeves, unhooking the front clasp of the fancy lace bra and throwing it ca...
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"Tell us you're wealthy without saying you're wealthy"
"Jeeves, tell those people I'm wealthy"
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A woman calls her butler into the bedroom
A woman calls her butler into the bedroom and says:
"Jeeves, take off my gloves."
Jeeves replies: "Yes my lady."
The lady then continues by saying:
"Now Jeeves, I want you take off my dress and corset."
Jeeves replies: "Of course, my lady."
The lady then sa...
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If you added a single F-word to a Jeeves book
Would that make it PG-13 Wodehouse?
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Good British Humour....
During World War II, many exclusive British Clubs opened their doors to American Servicemen.
One evening at a 300-year-old Club, an American NCO stopped a steward in a hallway and asked, “Hey Mac, where’s the damn Loo?”
The Steward, who looked like Jeeves replied, “Glad to be of se...
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The Duchess and the Butler.
The Duchess arrived home early having imbibed a little too much wine. When about to enter her bedroom she noticed her butler Jeeves down the hallway.
"Jeeves," she called, "Come here immediately," Yes Ma'am," answered Jeeves.
She sat on the bed and asked Jeeves to sit beside...
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Take off my dress
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at ...
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The billionaire was taking his bath when he had to fart...
Not wanting to embarrass himself in front of his manservant, he said "Jeeves, go downstairs and fetch me a cup of coffee." "Very good, sir" said the butler and made for the bathroom door. By now the billionaire was struggling to hold it in, but finally Jeeves closed the door behind him. A subs...
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I can't believe my son is dating a butler.
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Jeeves.
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