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Internet Browser Jokes

Why did the internet browser get fat?

It accepted all cookies.

"I'll close all other applications and only keep my internet browser up to save processing power,"

Said the Google Chrome user.

I asked my Australian chemist friend for a faster internet browser to use.

He said, “Just use chromate”.

Dorothy is stuck in Oz

Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put.

Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop.

She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Doroth...

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Wise words and thoughts.

As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

I’m responsible for what I say, not what you understand.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

My tole...

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