Ok I have a Scottish joke: Sam Wanamaker, Immanuel Kant. Sammy Cahn…

… but Walt Disney.

Immanuel Kant

But at least, Immanuel tried.

Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?

Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.

If the son of God drove, how would he shift gears?

Jesus Christ, Immanuel!

An Angel came to Mary

"She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "

To which Mary replied, "Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"

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