Idk Jokes

I'm already on stage 4

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

A psychiatrist is talking to one of his most difficult patients. "Let's go back to what you said last time, about how all of your troubles began, what was it, a year ago?"

"Sure thing, Doc. Well, as I said, I had gotten into the Airbnb scene at the time, and I had a couple of, "tenants", as i... read more

3 aliens come down to earth...examining earth and humans on this planet. They wanted to interact with the species so they agreed to split up.

The first alien went to a classroom at a school. He was surrounded by a lot of kids Yelling the word 'ME ME ME' repeatedly as the kids were jumping up... read more

for e.g. my dad will come home after buying milk.

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.........

The man decided to try it out at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?

Son: At school

*The robot slaps the son*

Son: OK! I was at my friend’s house watching a DVD

Dad: W... read more

My Dad: What does “IDK” mean?

Me: I don’t know.

My Dad: Ugh! Nobody does!

Anyone have a step by step tutorial?

and please stop saying to be honest i don't know

One day, Johnny and his friend Bobby walked into the cemetery. There were a lot of fallen walnuts from the walnut tree that they wanted to share. They started splitting them and Johnny said "One for you, one for me! One for you, one for me!"

At this time, a little boy was biking along the roa... read more

Knock knock “

Who’s there

Horton hears a”

Horton hears a who?!.

but I got a kick out of it.

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor.

At the 25th floor:
1st guy: T..th...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive

At the 50th floor:
1st guy:T..thi...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive we dont have time

At the 100th floor:
2nd guy: So what did u want to tell me?
1... read more

No one that I've asked seems to know!

“I don’t know”

“Alright fine I’ll ask somebody else.”

They seem too derivative.

A man orders rice and beans in a restaurant. When his meal comes he notices a little fiber in his food and tells the waiter. The waiter then explains theres nothing to worry about, its just from the sack of beans. However the man still insists on getting another plate. The waiter, complying, yells o... read more

idk what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

So when it came down to doing it, I had no idea how to extract honey from a beehive

With great power comes great response-ability

He texts back ," I don't know, Love you ,Talk to you later".

The mom texts ,"it's ok, Don't worry about it, I will ask your sister , love you too"

“idk, what do you want?”

One beautiful day in Heaven, Jesus and Moses were fishing in a lake. After a while of silence, Jesus asked Moses, "Hey Moses, can you still do it? You know... 'Your thing'?" Moses then answered, "I don't know, let me see if I still got it!"

He then stood up and drew his arms forwards, and the... read more

The librarian says “frick off I know your not gonna return it.”

Teacher: Why are you late?


Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.


Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?


Student: No. I was standing on it.

Idk if it was because she was still wearing them or that there was a lot of people around us, but either way, it made the rest of the funeral super awkward

Idk, it’s beyond meat.

Idk if this joke works. I’m workshopping it

If a vegetable wrote an asphyxiation help guide, what would it be titled?

“Art of choke me”

"there are five crows sitting on a fence and a farmer shoots two,how many are left"

Little billy pipes up, "ain't none, the rest took off."

Teacher says" well, there are still three crows, but i like the way you're thinking."

Little billy says: let me ask you a question, three w... read more

Customer: I knew you’d get stuck on that.