David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff,” he replied.
“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”
David Hasselhoff just changed his name to "David Hoff"
If anything, it's less of a hassel.
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar
The bartender saw him and exclaimed “omg! Its you david hasselhoff!”
David Hasselhoff wanting to sound casual replied “hey buddy, you can call me hoff!”
Bartender “ no hassel”
I just heard that David Hasselhoff sold part of his name for $10 million.
I just hope it was worth the Hassel
So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff"
His agent replied "no Hassel"
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A Pope Joke,..
Pope Benny Ratzinger was out on Romes high street looking for a replacement Popemobile.The old one was getting long in the tooth and way past its prime. John Paul had never take service and oil change stickers seriously.
Now this is before all the austerity stuff was really kicking in,and h...
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