What's the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel

Who did the Hamburglar frame for the theft of Fred Flintstone's Dino-Burger?

Rubble Rubble!

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend?

About a quart to pound her with cheese.

What do you call someone who steals from McDonalds?

A Hamburglar

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