What do you call "hamburger helper" for road kill?

"Roadside Assistance"

Why should you always knock before entering the Hamburger Helper Mascot’s room?

He might beef stroganoff.

Why did the Hamburger Helper get fired from the restaurant?

Because he was Stroganoff on the job!

My dad used to roadie for Meatloaf...

He called himself a hamburger helper.

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