Greek Restaurant Jokes - 6 Hilarious Greek Restaurant Jokes

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I had dinner in a Greek restaurant yesterday

Food was shit but the plates were smashing.

Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.

"Can you go and get me another one please?" Asked Freddie.

"Why?" Asked the waiter.

"I want to break three."

If you eat too much at a Greek restaurant

You might felafel

How do you find a new Greek restaurant?

With a gyroscope.

My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....

I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.

Language Lessons

Two restaurants face each other across a city street. Every day the owner of the Greek restaurant, Nick, brings out his specials board, looks across the street at the Chinese restaurant and calls out to the owner:

"Hey, Chan! What comes with your specials today?"

"Flied lice!"
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