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Great Restaurant Jokes

I heard 2 older married couples talking when one of the men told the other he went to a great restaurant.

When he was asked what it was called he looked puzzled and said "what's that flower, the one people always give?"

"A rose?"

"Yes! Rose, that's it" he then looks at the woman beside him "hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?"

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Three men go to Spain after hearing about a great restaurant with an amazing speciality

Upon arriving to said restaurant they sit down and order the special. After waiting half an hour a waiter walks out holding two big juicy balls (quite literally) on a platter. Curious the three men ask him what they are being served.

The waiter answers "You see señor, the bull arena is right ...

That restaurant...

Bob and his wife, who live in a retirement residence, are out for a stroll round the grounds one day, and meet up with their neighbour, Ted.

They exchange news, including Bob saying: "Oh hey Ted, me and the missus went to a great restaurant last night."

"Really," says Ted. What was i...

The Smiths invite the Jones' over for dinner...

After dinner, Mrs. Smith is cleaning dishes in the kitchen while Mr. Smith entertains their guests. He begins to tell them about a great restaurant that he recently went to with his wife, but can't remember the name of the establishment.

Mr. Smith: "The food was amazing, great service, but I...

An elderly couple visits their friends

After a fine dinner, the men retreat into the library to smoke cigars and to have a conversation.

"Last week me and my wife ate at this great restaurant."

"Really? What was it called?"

"Let me think....what's that flower with a yellow center and white petals?"

"A daisy?"...

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