When asked why he had such a long password, he rolled his eyes and said: *Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."*
Gimli walks into a bar
The bar was quite low, to be honest.
What did Gimli say after the elves poured him some coke?
THEY CALL IT A LINE!
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?
He was the Tolkien minority.
What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?
That's a LOTR orcs!
Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.
And my Axe.
A man walks into a bar...
Carrying a box. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices that there is music coming from inside the box so he asks the man about it. The man opens the box and inside is a tiny and playing a tiny piano. The bartender says "That's amazing! Where did you fond gim?" The man says...
At a hospital
Mother : "holding a newborn child" you have my eyes
Father : and my smile
Aragorn : you have my sword
Legolas : and you have my bow
Gimli : and my axe
Nurse : can we get security in here please , they are back again
Who is Bruce Lee's dwarf brother?
Gim Lee
Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar.
Gimli laughs and walks under it.
My LOTR joke
If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Glóin the Dark?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Wandering through the jungle, a lizard comes across a monkey getting baked
**Lizard** \- Hey Monkey, what's all that smoke up there ? You alright ?
**Monkey** \- Maaaan come up there and taste this shit with me. You gonna have the best time of your life !
*The lizard seems hesitant but climbs up anyway and joins the monkey on the tree and in his smoking sessi...
Fellowship of the ring
As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity. He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ...
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