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Fun Fact Jokes

Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling

Just kidding, I made you smile :)

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . .

At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.

Fun fact about composers!

Did you know the composers of classical music were the rockstars of their time?

It's true!

A lot of the showmanship we associate with popular musicians actually originated among classical composers.

For example, later in his career, Beethoven was known to start all his orchestr...

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Fun fact: you can never find a guy who has sex with fruit by himself

Because they always come in pairs

FUN FACT: if you fart and sneeze at the same time

Your body takes a screenshot

Fun fact:

When people read "Fun fact" they must click the post

Fun fact

Before the invention of the crow bar most crows got drunk at home

Fun fact about hurricanes...

If it's not from the Hurricagne region of France it's just a sparkling tropical system

Fun fact! a group of crows is called a murder!

cops*

Fun fact, koi fish travel in groups of 4.

If attacked, Koi A, B, & C will scatter, leaving behind D Koi.

Fun Fact: Halloween falls on Friday the 13th this year

Go ahead dumbass, look it up

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Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released

So, that means two American Idiots came out that day

Fun fact: Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds?

Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. :/

Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old European song of praise.

It was a Finnish hymn.

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Fun fact:

69% of men find a sexual meaning in every joke

Fun fact about the word "queue"

**Queue** is pronounced from only the letter "q" as the rest four are waiting for their turn!

Fun fact, I actually got a BJ before I had my first kiss.

Yes, I'm that flexible.

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Fun Fact:

When you say the word "poop" your lips make the same shape as your butthole.



Bonus Fact: the same is true for "Explosive Diarrhoea"

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Fun fact

If you cut off all your body hair and laid it end to end you’d be a fucking weirdo

fun fact

a group of little girls is called a giggle.


a group of little boys is called trouble.

Fun fact about myself

I invented the word "plagerism"

Fun fact:

All of the seasons were named after coils of metal.

Except for summer and winter. And fall.

Fun fact:

If all the veins in your body were to be laid out in a single, straight line

YOU WOULD DIE.

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

Fun fact: did you know that HIV is actually Roman for “high five”?

Pass it on – or, rather, don’t.

Wanna hear a fun fact about the Titanic?

The pool is still full.

Fun fact: the first french fries weren’t made in France

They were made in Greece

Fun Fact: Spiders can tell the difference between someone blowing on their web and the wind.

But that may just be because the wind isn't warm and sticky...

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.

For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.

Fun Fact: If you drink the inside of the magic 8 ball, you can see the future.

My friend did it one and he said "I think I'm gonna die."

10 minutes later he actually did!

Fun fact:

No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.

Just let that sink in.

Fun fact about sign language

It is the least spoken language on Earth

Fun fact: French tanks in WWII had rear-veiw mirrors.

This allows them to see the frontline too.

Fun fact of the day

Fun Fact: if every human stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown

Fun fact: Having friends gives you memory loss.

I read this in a textbook on page 53 at 4:37 PM on Friday May 12, 2006

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Fun facts about England Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.

But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.

Just saw a fun fact that said, "Babies are more likely to be born on Tuesdays."

As opposed to what? ADULTS being born on Tuesdays?

Fun Facts

Did you know that recent survey’s and studies have shown Bee Keepers to be the best Match Makers?

It’s true. When they looked into it, the study shows that beauty is indeed in the eye of the Bee-Holder

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Fun fact: mountain lions pose a very low threat to humans. They're scared of us.

That's because they're big pussies.

Fun fact of the day

Social distancing is just another excuse for people to ignore you twice as much.

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Fun Fact..

You can both, be a vegan and shut the fuck-up.

Fun fact! Irish soups only use 239 beans

If they used one more, it would be two-fahrty...

Fun fact: Alligators can live up to 100 years

Which increases the likelihood they’ll see you later

Fun Fact

At any given moment, the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away. A whim away. A whim away. A whim away.

Fun Fact

If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you.

Fun fact: The USSR didn’t have iron mines.

They had iron **ours.**

Fun fact: besides humans, frogs are the only animal known to take their own lives.

In other words they'll Kermit suicide..

Fun fact: Cats can understand around 56 vocal commands.

They just choose to ignore all of them.

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Fun Facts

The reason that their are only 49 contestants in the Miss America Contest is because nobody wants to wear a banner that says "IDAHO"

My mind is like a bear trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2 AM! Can you believe it? He's lucky I was up playing wit...

Fun facts about Germany

No fun in Germany.
Go back to work !

FUN FACT: Mr. Spock actually had 3 ears.....

His left ear his right ear and a final front ear.

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Want to know a fun fact about my social security number?

It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.

Fun fact: there is a bank you can go to get gold without being arrested.

It’s called Reddit.

Here a fun fact, the Soviet Union didn’t use land mines,

They used land ours.

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Fun Fact: Did you know 1 out of every 6 people live by a child predator?

Not me though, I live by a 9-year-old kid with a nice ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

But be forewarned, they taste funny.

Fun fact: The actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and never wore aftershave.

That's right, Yul never wore cologne.

Ebola Fun Fact

Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola

wakka wakka

Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon

I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University

Here’s my top 5 fun facts about Spider-Man’s Sinister Six!

One will shock you!

FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end...

...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.

 

^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter

Fun fact: 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

93% of American adults think chocolate milk should come from white male cows.

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Fun fact: When a praying mantis gets laid, the male is the one giving head to the female.

Still though, it was the best sex of his life.

Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards...

... but he's strong to the Finnish!

Fun Fact: if you drop a can of Coca-Cola on your foot it will hurt.

A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.

Fun fact: members of the equine family can send messages to each other by stamping the ground in distinct patterns.

It's their Horse Code.

A man is talking to a woman and he asks for a fun fact about her. she tells him "I am missing all my toes". the man says, "I'm sorry but I can't date you". The woman asks why and the man responds:

I am lactose intolerant.

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library

by killing all of The Beatles

Fun fact: if you take a man, remove all of his blood vessels and lay them out end to end...

He’ll die

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

Fun Fact: A male chameleons tongue is 1-1.5 times their bodies length and can fire in & out really fast.

Another fun fact: female chameleons are very happy.

A man drinking at a bar when he hears a 'fun fact' on TV: women with black nipples don't cheat on their husbands. .

He had some beers on him already so he couldn't remember the color of his wife's nipples. He even started getting the idea she even had one black and one brown.
He rushed home and conveniently found his wife in bed naked, pulled the sheet off and saw her two black nipples and said in relief "oh t...

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Wind turbines...

BIG FAN!

(Fun fact, this one time, I was out playing tourist with my girlfriend and we were waiting for the ice cream store to open (because someone decided you can’t have ice cream for breakfast) so we went into a gift shop.

There was a joke book, so I picked it up and read the first ...

Reddit, no matter how much I love cake...

...I would never dessert you.

(Thanks Reddit for 4 years of fun facts, interesting stories, and new hobbies!)

I ran out of toilet paper

and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Fun Fact, in the country I was born we really used leaves as toilet paper

Mr. Bean's first name

Fun Fact : Mr. Bean's first name is Mr. As seen on his passport in the movie.

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