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Freeze Over Jokes

I'd love to make a joke about Valve releasing a new game when hell freezes over...

But then again, hell actually might freeze over.

Two Canadians Are in Hell

Two Canadians are in hell, wearing winter coats and seem pretty cheerful.

The devil says to them "Why are you wearing such heavy coats?"

They say "Oh, it's a nice day in Canada!"

So the devil cranks the heat up.

The Canadians are now in shorts, tee shirts and playing base...

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