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Frat Boy Jokes

A group of frat boys walks into a bar

They order a round for everyone, and one of them hoists his stein up and says "Fourteen months!" And they all cheer and drink.

They all finish their rounds, and order another. They cheer "Fourteen months!" And drink. And more cheering, and more drinking, and each time one of them says "Fo...

Why do frat boys major in dental health?

Because they wanna see what that mouth do

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Why do frat boys think their girls are ninjas?

They never hear them cumming.

What’s the similarity between a vegan and a frat boy?

They always manage to slip it in.

What’s a frat boy zebra’s favorite letter?

Z, bruh.

What's a music major frat boy's favorite composer?

Debussy

Did you hear the one about Jerry Lewis launching a line of clothes for frat boys?

He became a nutty 'bro dresser'

When testing, make like a frat boy

And bang out the easy ones first

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light.

What does a house full of frat boys partying without face masks and a cage full of Chinese pangolins have in common?

They're all nocturnal. What did you think I was going to say? (Seriously, though, wear a mask.)

What did the Frat boy say when the Mormon handed him a piece of paper?

Bro sure.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity

The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."

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Hospitals are weird

On one floor, a woman is bringing new life into the world, as her husband looks on.

On the next, a man is saying his heartfelt last goodbyes.

Finally, on the floor above that, a frat boy is having a television remote removed from his ass.

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