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Food Fight Jokes

I recently received quite a nasty ear injury in a food fight at a cake shop.

So you'll have to forgive me since I'm a trifle deaf.

we used to call them "food fights"...

...kids today call them "all you can yeet buffets"

Why do they hate food fights in Chinese restaurants?

Because it's wonton violence.

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition

Did you hear about the food fight at the local Chinese Restaurant?

Everybody was Kung Pao Fighting!

The best part of getting a divorce is the food fight at the end

I love me a good old custardy battle

Gandhi once got into a food fight...

It was naan violence.

Where do people settle food fights?

A food court

(Came up with this during lunch break)

My friend is holding a grudge after a food fight

He has a chip on his shoulder

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There was a food fight at the burger joint, but I didn't participate.

I had no beef in that fight.

Why don't Indians have food fights?

Because they're naan-violent

Sorry, but I want no part in this food fight.

I’ve still got a chip on my shoulder after the last one.

Q: How did the cannibal get caught at the wrestling match?

A: He yelled "Food fight!"

I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...

I killed!

Jeffery Dahmers was beaten to death in prison by the other prisoners.

The coroner said he died in a food fight.

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