Fish Tacos Jokes - 5 Hilarious Fish Tacos Jokes

I made some fish tacos last night but...

...they just ignored them and swam away.

True Story

Yesterday would have been my stepfather Tom's 75th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I give you this story.

Back in 2006, I was prepping to relocate from Nebraska back to Southern California, and this meant lots of phone calls between me and my mother. One Friday evening, I called her up...

What do you get when you cross a seafood restaurant with a brothel?

Fish tacos

My nephew complained about hair in his food.

I told him that in my day that is how all fish tacos were served.

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A man, tired after a long days work, walks into a bar.

He doesn't see any menus, signage, or anything to indicate a price for the products behind the bar. So, he asks the bartender. "How much for a beer?"

The bartender looks to the ceiling for a moment, before replying. "One dollar and it comes with your choice of twelve top shelf bottles."
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