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Fish Stick Jokes

We were changing shifts at the fish sticks factory at the grinder station....

I was at the end of my shift, spattered with oily fish gore, and had my hand in the corkscrew feeder trying to pull a stick bit of bone out. My coworker, in his fresh beginning of shift uniform, reached in to help and his dry cotton sleeve caught and he was pulled in to a gruesome death. As I stood ...

Making Fish Sticks

A young boy and his Mother are walking to school one day, when they come across two dogs going at it. Being at such a curious age, the boy asks his Mother what they were doing. Not wanting to ruin his innocence, she tells him that they are making Fish Sticks and they then continue on their journey.<...

What is the motto for the fish stick factory?

In cod we crust.

What do you call a fish stuck in a tree?

A fish stick!

My 4 year olds first joke.

What do you use to build a fire in the ocean?

Fish sticks.

What would Kanye’s first act as POTUS be?

He’d change “fish sticks” to “fish rods”

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